A Quantum Of Solace – abridged version

16Nov - by Frank Koehntopp - 2 - In Blogging

Forget about going to see the movie – it’s not going to be a “real” Bond movie, anyway, and you’re just going to be disappointed.

Instead, read this:

” ASTON MARTIN DBS
For the record, I am also not an off-road vehicle.

Daniel Craig frantically looks for a submachine gun of his own and FINDS ONE on the floor on the passenger side. After passing a truck, he SHOOTS BACK at the other car and miraculously hits the driver (perhaps) and the bad guys SPIN OUT OF CONTROL, and go DOWN THE MOUNTAIN. Daniel craig is UNMOVED.

DANIEL CRAIG
Amateurs.

Daniel Craig drives into some sort of tunnel which leads to an UNDERGROUND STRUCTURE. He gets OUT OF THE CAR and opens the trunk. Inside, there’s the BAD GUY from the end of Casino Royale.

BAD GUY FROM THE END OF CASINO ROYALE
You’re a terrible, terrible driver.”

Much better than the real thing, I’m sure.

Diego, you need to go to the cinema more often. I’d pay admittance to read your scripts, if they’re going to be like this. I can see a book in development here :)

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