Orgasmatones Is Launched
What’s that, you ask? It’s Ewan‘s latest project, expanding on Darlas idea (I still want a commission – after all it was me taking her from the idea to actually doing it. No, not what you think. Get that off your dirty mind ;) ).
Here’s how Ewan puts it:
“Orgasmatones delivers personalised ringtones – because in the whole ringtone market the idea of personalized tones had been somehow missed off the roster, and what could be better than a beautiful woman calling your name at the moment of climax? And thus a new Evil Empire was founded. And the faithful browsed to the url www.orgasmatones.com and saw it was good. And heard it was good. And ordered a tone that didn’t add you to a subsription service.”