Ping Identity Pre-Announces Hostile Takeover of Microsoft in 2050

Ping Identity Pre-Announces Hostile Takeover of Microsoft in 2050:

The plan, as laid bare by Ping’s CEO, Andre Durand, is as follows:

1) Hit a Yearly Revenue of 100 million USD.
2) Grow that to a Yearly Revenue of 1 billion USD.
3) Grow that to a Yearly Revenue of 100 Billion USD (and go public somewhere in there).
4) Assume that Microsoft’s star has faded some, and launch takeover efforts.

If you ask me, that’s a plan as credible as many others you see nowadays. Only it’s more fun to read ;)

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