Safari to Drop Table Support

Safari to Drop Table Support: “The next release of Safari will be fully embracing Web standards by dropping all support for tables. From now on, any pages that use tables will cause Safari to play a very loud raspberry sound and refuse to display the page.
Auto width tables will actually cause Safari to crash, accompanied by a loud explosion. Safari will then search your hard drive for all files that contain the word “table” and it will replace them with Egyptian hieroglyphics.” [via Surfin’ Safari]