Posts Tagged: Fun


30
Apr 10

Fun with Secret Questions

If you’re working in security, this will make you laugh. Hard.

“Ally Bank wants its customers to invent their own personal secret questions and answers; the idea is that an operator will read the question over the phone and listen for an answer. Ignoring for the moment the problem of the operator now knowing the question/answer pair, what are some good pairs? Some suggestions:

Q: What the hell is your fucking problem, sir?
A: This is completely inappropriate and I’d like to speak to your supervisor.”

You MUST READ the comments to the original post – there’s some HILARIOUS stuff in there, like

Q: Sir, before I begin, I would like to remind you that we do not serve gays, latinos, women, or people over the age of 50. Are you any of those things, sir?
A: Yes and I’ll be seeing your ass in court.

Great.


21
Apr 10

The only 4 chords needed for every pop song

Hilarious! (via Eric)

We once saw a guy playing in a pub in Dublin who got along with 5 for the whole evening. These guys are even better ;)


11
Feb 10

The iPad has phone functionality after all!

HELLO! – watch more funny videos

;)

You may also want to buy this:


9
Jul 08

How to Abuse Rollercoaster Tycoon 3

Via Kris:


8
Jul 08

Calif. group proposes George W. Bush Sewage Plant

Via Yahoo!News

“We think that it’s important to remember our leaders in the right historical context,” said McConnell, a member of the group that was formed after friends came up with the renaming idea.

“In President Bush’s case, we think that we will be cleaning up a substantial mess for the next 10 or 20 years,” he said. “The sewage treatment facility’s job is to clean up a mess, so we think it’s a fitting tribute.”

The “mess,” as supporters of the plan see it, includes the aftermath of the Iraq war and what they see as a neglect of domestic economic issues.

“What we’re really doing is symbolizing the fact that as he leaves office, we’ll begin the process of basically repairing damage and rebuilding our country’s reputation,” he said.

And the best bit:

But others think the plan reeks.

;)

UPDATE 2008-07-17: It’s on the ballot!


8
Jul 08

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

(BIG THANKS for that one to USA erklaert!)


8
Jul 08

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency


Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency


28
Feb 08

Security Problem Excuse Bullshit Bingo Generator

Via Fefe

http://www.crypto.com/bingo/pr

Use at your own discretion. Great fun for RSA conference, probably ;)