And no, “beam me up, Scotty” was actually never said – shame on you CNN. Should have let a Trekkie write this.
“It states Islam condemns the use of violence and the destruction of innocent lives and says suicide bombings are “vehemently prohibited”.
The fatwa was issued by the British Muslim Forum (BMF) outside Parliament.
About time. Can you do that world-wide, please?
“Yesterday, while munching on a currywurst at the local Imbiss, I overheard a conversation between two builders that seemed strikingly familiar:
“I’m fed up with my customer Mr. Schmidt”
“He rang me yesterday and wanted me to immediately come over and help him”
“What was the problem?”
“He’d been to the local DIY store, bought all these bits and pieces for his roofing project and was now stuck because he couldn’t remember what the guy in the store had told him he needed to do. Isn’t that just typical. They go out and buy the stuff cheaply at some store, get little or no advice and when they’re stuck they call me and want me to help immediately.”
“Aren’t you glad there are customers like that that then at least call you?”
Some days are real eye-openers.”
Wonderful. That’s definitely something for IT Garage. Doc, are you listening?