Orgasmatones Is Launched

What’s that, you ask? It’s Ewan‘s latest project, expanding on Darlas idea (I still want a commission – after all it was me taking her from the idea to actually doing it. No, not what you think. Get that off your dirty mind ;) ).

Here’s how Ewan puts it:

“Orgasmatones delivers personalised ringtones – because in the whole ringtone market the idea of personalized tones had been somehow missed off the roster, and what could be better than a beautiful woman calling your name at the moment of climax? And thus a new Evil Empire was founded. And the faithful browsed to the url and saw it was good. And heard it was good. And ordered a tone that didn’t add you to a subsription service.”

Go get yours now!


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